预约成功
1.When you sit down and your pants decide to show off your underwear to the world
你坐下的时候，你的裤子决定给整个世界炫耀一下你的小内
2.When you try to wear bracelets but they either fall off or rest on your elbows
戴手镯的时候，要么脱落，要么就卡在手肘上
3.And when you gotta get your watchband resized, no matter what
调整手表带的时候，不管怎样都会变成这样
4.When people assume you eat only veggies, but really you’re eating everything in sight
人们以为你只吃蔬菜，可实际上你看见啥吃啥
5.When you make so many special holes in your belts that you feel like you could compete on Project Runway
你以为在皮带上穿这么多孔就可以上“天之骄子”这个节目(美国服装设计真人秀)啦?!
6.It gets old, fast。
容颜易老，转瞬飞逝。
7.When everyone keeps telling you that you’ll get curves someday, but you’re still waiting
人们总是说你总有一天会变得凹凸有致，而你总是一直在等
8.When people ask you questions that you just don’t know the answer to
人们总是问你一些你不知道答案的问题
(问：为啥你总是这么瘦咩? 答：我不知道呀!!!问老天爷呀!!!)
