十二句话概括各国历史

　　美国：Freedom! (terms and conditions may apply)

　　自由万岁!――最终解释权归我大美利坚所有。

　　英国：Had the largest empire ever, but lost it due to drinking too much tea.

　　曾经是史上最大的帝国，喝茶太多败光了。

　　意大利：We were really important, but now we make shoes.

　　曾经真的很重要，可现在我们是鞋匠。

　　希腊：We did bunch of shit for mankind like 10,000 years ago. Now we are bankrupt

　　大约10000年前我们为人类做了那么多，现在破产了...

　　瑞士：Sure, we'll take your money!

　　大哥，存钱不?

　　澳大利亚：Still ruled by a classy older lady in England because we are too distracted by the large amount of native fauna trying to kill us to declare independence.

　　我们为啥还被那个英国老太太统治着?因为我们整天忙着应付那些想着弄死我们闹独立的独有动物们。

　　丹麦 ：Tuborg

　　乐堡啤酒

　　加拿大：Sorry!

　　对不起，能不能换个话题?

　　新西兰：Lord of The Rings

　　指环王是我们的!

　　俄罗斯：Then things got worse

　　在那之后，局势越来越不好了

　　奥地利：Austria’s greatest accomplishment is convincing the world that Beethoven was Austrian and Hitler was German.

　　奥地利最大的成就是让世界人民相信贝多芬是奥地利人，而希特勒是德国人。

　　朝鲜：All is fine. No more questions. Eternal President will lead us to victory.

　　我们过得很好。提问到此结束。永远的领袖将带领我们走向胜利。